Yes it’s true I didn’t expect to happen but it happen again!! This is not my fault but it keeps happening daily and I cannot help it but to deal with it that’s life. If you must know I ran into another mirror this morning they keep attacking me for my looks!!

Only lie if you can continue the lie throughout the life of that lie but if you cannot then why fake it? Everyone lies just admit it when you are caught because it makes everyone laugh when THEY know you are lying and you continue to make it true!! LOL!

DAY OFF!

I’m only responsible for I SAY not for what you UNDERSTAND.

Before and After.

That is so interesting that conversations at work were about Farts!! Yes Farts and from a known source everyone does it and yes that means you too girls so don’t hide it we NOW know its true!

God DAM!! That was a good burger!!

Yes yes we know today is pie time oh my how that gets old….

Excuse me…

While I order this pie from local store!

Is it a thing now a days that the everyone has to take shits while using their iPhones?

Wait let me finish typing this before posting!